From my sister.

Name 12 of your favorite random things.. like favorite songs, favorite words, characters, shows, pastimes, whatever.

1)Sponge bob
2)Meat
3)Red Flag - Billy Talent
4)Link (From Zelda)
5)Cheesecake
6)Mouse
7)Danny Fenton
8)Shovel
9)Erasers
10)Snow
11)Firestar
12)Llama

OKAY! Now, finnish these 'if' sentances with them.

~If you were to get invited to an underground club where people were doing (5) what would you do?

-Cheesecake
I would yell "WORSHIP THE CHEESECAKE!"

~If you caught (4) in the shower, you would react by..

-Link
Saying "Why are you here?!"

~If you caught (4) in the shower with (8) you would react by..

-Link with a shovel
Why are you 3D with that shovel?!

~If you combined (6),(2),and(9), you would get..

-Mice, meat and erasers
A really gross meatloaf

~If Chuck Norris was combined with (12) you would get..

-A Llama
Breakfast.

~If you made a show featuring (1) and (11), you would call it.. and it would be about..

-Spongebob and Firestar

"Twinkle Twinkle little sponge"
It would be about a burning sponge in the sky.

~If you spent 1000 dollars on (7)..

-Danny Fenton
He better make lots of shows!

~If (4) were in love with (3)..

-Link and redflag by billy talent
It would be the best video game EVER.

~If your favorite band made a song about (10), (3) and (12), it would be..

-Snow, Red flag, llama
A Surrendering cold llama?

~If (1) was the opposite of itself, it would be..

-Sponge bob
Circle Joe Brick Shorts?

~If you had to choose between (6) and (2) your pick would be..

-Mice and meat
Meat, duh.

Wow. That was weird.